You ain’t know Omar? Been rippin’ and robbin’ out here for years.
swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
watching other people play horror games
playing horror games yourself
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
— AKIRA [ musician and model ] about Crossdressing (via thebaumkuchen)