First and last look, they Broke us pretty Bad.
ah, just another day of disappointing my parents and no one making out with me
when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton
26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying
i hate u
i will find you and i will skin you
I will burn the heart out of you.
*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*
*sees person holding door open for me 3 miles away*
* has to jog for 5 minutes so I don’t make them wait*
there now we don’t have to reblog anything else.
idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing
why is your dad shirtless
he’s hispanic it happens
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying